The USMC 0311 Time Piece

TIME to make room for another watch sugar britches! Whether you served in the Marines, or are one of our great supporters of the Marines, or are just plain envious of the Marines eh hem (Navy)... this very limited edition watch may just end up on your wrist if you keep reading. How did we make it? Easy, we forged it from precious metals plundered from the Halls fo Montezuma, mined minerals from the pinnacle of Iwo Jima, and finished it with fabrics confiscated from the Barbary Coast Pirates, before we killed them. We've made a watch worthy of the Eagle Globe & Anchor's 0311's. Well, that was a bit of fun, now seriously, we hope you like our design, it's rugged, substantial, and unlike many of the thousands of watches littering the landscape. Simple time, accurate, strong, and no need for it to be smart, (that's your job) no silly daily charging. If you're needing a reason to throw you ever the fence, here are a few testimonials for the Marines for your instant motivation!

OORAH TIME, USMC QUOTES!

Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.

Ronald Reagan

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

John Wayne

The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!

Eleanor Roosevelt

So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those b*****ds won't get away this time!

Chesty Puller

The Marines have landed and the situation is well in hand.

Richard Harding Davis

Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.

Ned Dolan

Now, suck it up and get yourself a frick'n timepiece!

Semper Fi,

Corporal HamChuck